First of all, commenting ‘yuck!’ today is an abomination and may warrant an instant block from giraffe lovers out there. In Nairobi, there is a place that you can go tongue and all with long-legged blondes. That place is the Giraffe Centre. It is the place you can get to check off Kissing a giraffe off your bucket list.
KISSING A LONG-LEGGED BLONDE
Giraffe Centre is a centre combining serious conservation and protection of the highly endangered Rothschild’s giraffe with delightful activities. It is a hot spot for giraffe lovers as it is the only place in Kenya where you can get really close to giraffes. You may feed them, hug them or kiss them. For related charges at the Giraffe Centre, click here.
Access the raised platform and meet the long-legged blondes.
Spot your favourite and do not lose sight.
Focus! You are going to eventually kiss her. Get small pellets on location and learn how to feed her. The pellets are unlimited refills, however, moderation in all things is always advised.
Don’t talk much. Feed her, it is all she wants!
If you are lucky to get along quite well, you may want to try out ‘The Giraffe Hug.’ Few people get past this point. Try not to be among them. Consider yourself lucky if you pass here. If you are among the unlucky, there is either a nature trail across the road that you may go console yourself or go buy yourself some curios at the shop within the Giraffe Centre as you rethink life.
NATURE TRAIL & CURIO SHOP.
THE GIRAFFE HUG.
Engage her. Spend quality time and wrap her in your arms.
THE TONGUE OF A GIRAFFE.
Much like her neck, you notice that her tongue is exceptionally long.
It has a leathery, resilient texture, with a covering of thick slime to protect her from thorns while feeding. It has a dark purplish colour to protect it from sun burns since she spends a vast majority of her day sticking it out to leaves and shoots of plants. This is fascinating to you and consequently, you give in to the irresistible urge of kissing her!
KISSING A GIRAFFE.
For the next couple of minutes, you kiss her. Have someone take close-ups of you while you are kissing her, tongue and all, so you may go show your friends. Si this is what you do?
WOULD YOU KISS A GIRAFFE?
Would you? If still undecided I hope the close-ups, tongue and all, may help you eventually decide.